Friday, 26 August 2016


 A wife suspected her husband
for having sex with their maid,
so she set a trap for the husband
by sending the maid to village
for weekend without telling her
husband. At night, the husband
told his usual story 'darling, i
want to go and watch wrestling
match in the sitting room.' he
left. the wife silently went to the
maid's room lying on the bed
naked with no light, he opened
the door, joined her on the bed
without wasting time and
without a word, he had sex with
her, after the fifth round she
said 'it is enough, i catch you, so
this is how you used to have sex
with her, you will do two rounds
telling me you are tired. five
rounds now, you are still
demanding for more.
The gateman replied. "'sorry
madam, i don't know you are the
one. LMAO!


JAMES: I saw a strap of your bra..
TEACHER: James Getout!,no class for u 4
a week!.
Another Boy laughs
TEACHER: Why did u laugh??
BOY : i saw both straps of d bra
TEACHER: GETOUT, no class 4 u for
1 month!..
*Teacher bends down 2 pick
chalk & johnny started walking
TEACHER: Johnny, why are you
going out?
JOHNNY : what i saw just now, I
think my school days are
over!!!!! ... LMAO!!!


A pastor and a church
sister were Being
under a tree,not
knowing,a smoker was
on the tree hiding &
smoking. After the act,
the sister asked the
pastor, did u use
Pastor: no!!!! why?
Girl: supposing i get
pregnant who will take
care of the baby?
The pastor replied,``let's
leave it to the one
above. Suddenly the
smoker jumped down
and shouted,U DEY
NA ME bleep AM?



An old farmer wrote 2
his son in prison.
Dis year I wont b able 2 plant
potatoes cos I can't dig the field,
I knw if u wer here u
would help me.
D son wrote back, Dad,
dont even think of diggin d field
cos dat's where I buried d money
I stole.
The Police read d letter & d next
day d
whole field was dug by
police lookin 4 d money but
was found.
D following day the son wrote
Now plant ur potatoes,
Dad..It's the best I can do frm



A man and his wife were in court
for divorce,
the problem is who gets the
custody of the child.
THE WIFE... jumps up and says,
your honour I brought the child
into this world in pains and
labour, he should be in my
The Judge turns to the husband
and asked what he has to say.!
THE MAN.. then said calmly "your
honour, if I put my ATM card into
an ATM machine and cash comes
out... whose cash is it....... the

A naija lady dat married
a chinese guy were
lucky 2 have a baby girl
after 9months of
But after 3months d baby died
and the mother of the
nigerian lady came to
visit them,
but she was just shouting;
i knew it! i knew it!
i knew it! I knew it!
I knew it! I knew it! , And so on.
And then a man that
noticed her shouting, now
called her outside and
asked her wat she
knew and she replied; i
knew that china
product does not last!!! Nawa


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